At first we came up with the idea to throw around platitudes. “We develop an effectively and sustainably drafted and to your corporate identity tailored master plan for video marketing to achieve increase in turnover.” But then we realized that we want to be taken seriously in our line of business.
We’re not just great per se. Sometimes we actually do things. In the following paragraphs we’ve illustrated comprehensively how stuff like that usually goes off over here:
The phase of preproduction is in the creation of something exceptionally meaningful a mixture of anarchic outpouring of ideas and the effort to structure this process of creation. Thereby we fight our way through a thunderstorm of flashes of insight, which not even Zeus himself could have thrown down on us roughly as impressing. But we certainly wouldn’t be demigods, if we couldn’t handle such trivialities. And when the concept is finished, the daily call sheets almost write themselves, because time windows are just peepholes for us through which the future success of the project can be observed.
Crewing and Scheduling
After nibbling the thickest bananas off the tree of ideas it’s time to get down to the nitty-gritty. Our intern points the spotlight with our emblem at the night sky above the Cologne urban jungle and the people sigh with relief. When lights are blinding, sparks are flying, engines are firing or when a CEO is talking about important stuff like sustainability, then we’re on the scene and save the world. Our digital film reels are spinning at full blast to capture every grain of bliss for posterity. Whose knees aren’t beginning to buckle now should urgently go to see a behavioral therapist.
All of the memory cards are put into silver cauldrons examined by the Competent Control Authority and certified by the Ministry of Magic and are in a very complex process, which muggles are unable to comprehend, stirred into a golden mass. During this process it is of great importance to add all the ingredients at the exact right time and in the exact right amount. We promised not to tell you any more about this. When done correctly, undoubtedly everything sparkles in the end and together we take a bath in a lake of tears of joy.
Color Grading & Finishing
Life is like a box of coconuts. You can sip their delicious juice and feast on their luscious flesh but they can also slump down onto your head and you die. This won’t happen to you when you’re with us. When you’re with us, coconuts slump down onto your head and you feel blessed! You enjoy the blessed feeling of being alive! And you’re looking forward to a groovy project with us. We’re looking forward, too.